(21st Century guest) Hey there, welcome. Come on in. We’re still renovating but, if you want to hang your coat up and wait, we’re cool with that.
(19th Century visitor) Good day to you. We express gratitude at your kind visit. However, please accept our apologies – we are unable to receive callers today. If you would be so kind as to leave your card on the silver tray, we will be sure to let you know at once when the situation changes.